Orc Belly Innvitations

Belly Up!

Hearken ye! Hearken ye: Let all prepare for the Orcish Imperial Graemsay Games!

Let it be known that the 3nd Annual Orc Belly Innvitational Imperial Graemsay Games are announced and shall occur over the Memorial Day weekend (May 26-28, 2017) in Stayton, Oregon.

The Graemsay Games are a series of games and Events in which all are welcome and encouraged to compete. Test your skills against Your fellows and vie for the honor of being named an Imperial Master of:

Skittles

Siege Weaponry: Topple the Wall

Darts

Percy’s Pirate Poker

Axe Throwing

Dominoes

Seige Weaponry: Poison the Well

The Quest For the Chest Treasure Hunt

…and that is not all!  We have a spectacular array of your favorite Group Events spread throughout the weekend, such as:

The Knife Fight

Fancy Fencing

Tournament Toblero

The Big Tug(o’ war)

The Cannonball Relay

The Imperial Graemsay Games will once again be held at the Orc Belly Inn on Graemsay Isle, Orkney

Camp Taloali, 15934 N Santiam Hwy SE, Stayton, OR 97383

This is where the legend of Percy Proprietor and Orcish Hospitality was born!

The site has:

  • warm, dry, comfortable cabins with eight bunks apiece (Cabin VIP package available);
  • a large building (the pavilion) for meals and indoor activities;
  • A full kitchen from which we shall serve you fresh meals, made fresh  and to satisfy an Orcish appetite (meals included in site fee);
  • The Orc’s Belly Bar for all your refreshment needs;
  • A disc golf course!

There will be an authentic Orcadian feast Sunday evening at which time prizes and Orcish Imperial titles shall be granted to Those who have Proved themslves to be Masters. At the end of the feast A Bountiful Box of Booty shall be bestowed upon the Superior Sleuth securing success in The Quest For The Chest!

Keep up to date on details as they arise: follow the 3rd Annual Rounds at Graemsay facebook event

If you are a returning patron and wish to take advantage of our special V.I.P. discount or wish to make special arrangements before we have the details available here, you can contact Percy Proprietor at: orcbelly@gmail.com or private message him on Facebook at Percy Orcbelly.

More details coming soon, V.I.P. cabins are going already so don’t delay, contact Percy today!

6 thoughts on “Orc Belly Innvitations

  1. I do apologize for the incoherent rants from the other day but I was expermenting with a pirate to orc google translate tool, which required an upgrade price of half a bottle of Rye. After some tweeking and pounding on a tiny keyboard the results were mixed.

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